Why subscribe?

Now, here’s the deal. Life’s not a straight road; it’s full of potholes, detours, and the occasional “what on earth just happened?” moment. And when you hit one of those, you don’t need a lecture, you need someone who can help you laugh, think, and maybe even see the whole mess in a new light. That’s what Ask Uncle Gary is here for. I’ll give you the truth. Steady, thoughtful, and meant to lift you, but I’ll also give you a wink, because sometimes the best way to face a problem is with a little humor tucked under your arm. You’ll walk away with clarity, a plan, and maybe a chuckle you didn’t see coming because life’s too short to take yourself… too seriously.

Want to keep me in your pocket?

Life moves fast, and you never know when you’ll need a little Uncle Gary wisdom — or mischief. Get the Substack app and you’ll have every column right at your fingertips, the moment it drops. No spam, no fuss, just straight talk and the occasional sideways grin, delivered wherever you are. Get the Substack app.

Join the crew

Here’s the truth — nobody gets through life alone. We all need a place where we can swap stories, share a laugh, and get a little perspective when the road gets bumpy. That’s what this crew is about. When you sign up, you’re not just getting my advice. You’re pulling up a chair at the table, adding your voice to the conversation, and becoming part of a community that’s rooting for each other. So come on in. We’ve saved you a seat… and maybe a slice of pie. Substack.com.